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OFFICE OF SUPER IDIOCY ✱ COMPLIANCE DIVISION ✱

Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

cloudflare.com

was inspected on and found to be

0% SI

Violations (“AI”)
9
Compliant (“SI”)
0
Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Satire / Parody — not affiliated with any government, institution or brand.

Not an official document. Check our math at idio.si/how

Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

…of the Fortune 500 Trusted by the teams you trust. Shopify Character.AI Intercom DoorDash Discord Zendesk Lovable npm SiteGPT Liveblocks…
…npm SiteGPT Liveblocks Leagued Seated People Shopify Character.AI Intercom Pause “ For Shopify, the real challenge is not about how…
…Workers KV 100,000 / daily requests 1 million / KV daily reads 25 / AI daily requests 10GB / R2 Storage 5 GB / SQL Stored Data 1 GB /…

Source: https://www.cloudflare.com/

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