Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

databricks.com

was inspected on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC and found to be

0% SI

Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

Databricks: Leading Data and AI Platform for Enterprises Skip to main content Login Why Databricks…

…For Executives For Startups Lakehouse Architecture Databricks AI Research Customers Customer Stories Partners Partner Overview…

…custom industry and migration solutions Product Databricks Data + AI Platform Platform Overview A unified platform for data, analytics…

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