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Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

ibm.com

was inspected on and found to be

0% SI

Violations (“AI”)
15
Compliant (“SI”)
0
Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Satire / Parody — not affiliated with any government, institution or brand.

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Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

…software For developers building the future, discover how agentic AI helps modernize mission-critical software without sacrificing…
…the full power of IBM Bob: Get 50 Bobcoins for 30 days Report Turn AI investments into measurable business outcomes by reducing friction…
…processes News Separate fact from concern with a practical guide to AI watermarks, detection and transparency Course Learn how to work…

Source: https://www.ibm.com/us-en

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