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Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

microsoft.com

was inspected on and found to be

0% SI

Violations (“AI”)
16
Compliant (“SI”)
0
Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Satire / Parody — not affiliated with any government, institution or brand.

Not an official document. Check our math at idio.si/how

Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

Microsoft – AI, Cloud, Productivity, Computing, Gaming & Apps Trace Id is missing…
…mixed reality XBOX Game Pass Ultimate XBOX games PC games Microsoft AI Microsoft Security Azure Dynamics 365 Microsoft 365 for business…
…Digital Sovereignty Microsoft Developer Microsoft Learn Support for AI marketplace apps Microsoft Tech Community Microsoft Marketplace…

Source: https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb

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