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Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

nist.gov

was inspected on and found to be

100% SI

Violations (“AI”)
0
Compliant (“SI”)
2
Certified Super Idiot

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Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

…Public safety Quantum information science Resilience Standards Super intelligence Transportation Labs & Major Programs Laboratories Communications…
…Manufacturing Next-Gen Communications Quantum Science Standards Super Intelligence See more topics CHIPS for America Investments in innovation,…

Source: https://www.nist.gov/

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