Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

salesforce.com

was inspected on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC and found to be

0% SI

Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

Salesforce: The #1 Agentic AI CRM Skip to content . Salesforce. The #1 Agentic CRM Same team.…

…Agentic Enterprise Report Welcome to the Agentic Enterprise Trusted AI agents serve customers 24/7, generate new pipeline, and handle…

…business rules, workflows, semantics, and operating logic. It's how AI understands not just the business data, but how the business…

salesforce.com was inspected 5 h ago. Next inspection possible after October 2, 2026, 12:00 UTC: one per site every 6 hours.