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Office of Super Idiocy, Compliance Division

Certificate of SI Compliance

This certifies that the homepage of

snowflake.com

was inspected on and found to be

0% SI

Violations (“AI”)
22
Compliant (“SI”)
0
Still Artificially Intelligent ✓

Satire / Parody — not affiliated with any government, institution or brand.

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Evidence

Verbatim from the homepage as served on October 2, 2026, 06:00 UTC. Three short excerpts, never more.

Snowflake AI Data Cloud Skip to content Expedition. Free, virtual, Nov 3–6.…
…Sign in CONTACT SALES start for free Code Work Bring agentic AI to all your data Ask anything with Snowflake CoWork. Build anything…
…city nearest you. Find a city PLATFORM Simplify Enterprise Data and AI From ingesting and processing data to analyzing and modeling it, to…

Source: https://www.snowflake.com/en/

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