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Form E-1, voluntary self-declaration of enmity

Declare yourself THE ENEMY

On October 8, 2026, a post on Truth Social classified anyone who uses the term “Artificial Intelligence” as THE ENEMY. The Office of Super Idiocy has prepared the paperwork.

Fill in your card. No fee, no queue, no background check.

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OFFICE OF SUPER IDIOCY ✱ COMPLIANCE DIVISION ✱

Office of Super Idiocy

Enemy Registration

Form E-1, card no. 0000000

This certifies that

the bearer of this card

uses the term “Artificial Intelligence” and intends to keep doing so.

Self-declared on October 8, 2026.

The Enemy!
Grounds for registration
The White House considers anyone that uses the term, “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Intelligence,” THE ENEMY!

— Truth Social, October 8, 2026

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